"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
Why do I set myself up for disappointment?
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
i see two choices…
- lock myself in the bathroom & cry while I take a shower w/music
- lock myself in the bathroom & do my nails/make up & take selfies w/music